
David Elliot: When my parents broke, they met when they were in high school, it made sense. That's what I want to find, true love, the kind of you fight for, that you always put first. That makes you wanna be good, do better and not with just any girl, but the girl and when I find that, that's all I need.

Darcy Anderson: I think I've seen you. Have you been here before?
Holt Ramsey: According to the hindus, we all have.

Madame Mallory: What is this flavor that is fighting against the chicken?
Hassan: I added some spices for flavor to the sauce, and coriander for garnish and freshness.
Madame Mallory: But why change a recipe that is 200 years old?
Hassan: Because, madam, maybe 200 years is long enough.

Agnes: Kids, this is... this is mommy's Hector.

Alice Klieg: This morning I woke up and there was a pubic hair on my pillow shaped like a question mark. And it really got me thinking of unanswered questions, like all the times in my life when I was supposed to feel something but I felt nothing and all the other times in my life where I wasn't supposed to feel anything but I felt too much and the people around me weren't really ready for all of my feelings.

Mike: Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige, my friend.

John du Pont: I'm getting Dave. And I don't care how much it costs.

Max Simkin: Hey, Ma, let me ask you somethin'. You ever wish you were somebody else?
Sarah Simkin: No. I'm your mother. That's all I ever wanted to be.
Max Simkin: But... if you could do whatever you wanted to do, what would it be?
Sarah Simkin: Um... Have dinner with your father. That would be nice.

Samuel: You can't get rid of the Babadook.

Cheryl: She died a famous woman, denying her wounds, denying her wounds came from the same source as her power.

Bryan Bontrager: Yeah, see those - all this talking you've been doing at your concerts? That's got to stop, OK? People are paying to hear you sing, not to hear you talk. Do you understand that? No, no, no. You're there to make fans, not enemies.
Rich Wayne Mullins: What can I say? That's what happens when you're honest with religious people.