Dr. Cameron McCarthy: I've got jars of peanut butter older than you.
Artemisia: You fight much harder than you fuck.
Viktor Cherevin: You Americans like to think of yourselves as direct. Perhaps you are just rude.
Jack Ryan: You Russians like to think you're poets, but perhaps you're just touchy.
Todd Burpo: What if you have an experience so far beyond your own experience, it's irrational. What then?
Jeremy: People like us don't make mistakes, do we?
Lucile Angellier: Hardly a word of our true feelings had ever been spoken. Not a single word about love.
Moose: Does it always have to end up in a big, giant dance battle?
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Pearly Soames: I'll tell you something that should chill your blood. No matter how far we tip the scales our way, no matter how many of them we turn dark, nothin' seems to break their capacity for hope. They pass it back and forth like the flu at a preschool fair. We're losing, Lucifer. One bright star at a time, we're losing.
Lou Bloom: My motto is if you want to win the lottery you've got to make money to get a ticket.
Martin: Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot?
Chris: I'm a politician, that's all they ever tell me.
King Louis XIV: I will go slowly mad.
James Gralton: We need to take control of our lives again. Work for need, not for greed. And not just to survive like a dog, but to live. And to celebrate. And to dance, to sing, as free human beings.
Jon Burroughs: He said I was cherishable, and he picked me to join the band.
Clara: You are fingers being told which keys to push.
Jon Burroughs: I push my own keys.
Clara: Ten little bits of bone and skin.
Jon Burroughs: And I'm perfectly capable of going to my furthest corners and composing music.
Clara: Your furthest corners?
Jon Burroughs: My furthest corners.
Clara: Someone needs to punch you in the face.
Tobey Marshall: I do not fear, for you are with me. All those who defied me, shall be ashamed and disgraced. Those who wage war against me, shall perish. I will find strength, find guidance, and I will triumph.
Joan Clarke: Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.
Bob Gaudio: Tommy, no stolen goods, okay?
Tommy DeVito: Stolen goods? No! These fell off a truck.
Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.