Darcy Anderson: I think I've seen you. Have you been here before?
Holt Ramsey: According to the hindus, we all have.
Justin: I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
Omar: People that have limbs that are amputated still feel the pain in that limb, even though it's not there. That's the pain that I feel. Every time you look at me... I see his face, I feel that pain, and I see him looking back at me.
Matt Scudder: I do favors for people, and in return, they give me gifts. So, what can I do for you?
JR: Here's some proof that the bonobos aren't dying out.
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude.
James Payton: So, you Omar! Damn, man! You ain't what I pictured. You ain't nothing but a black dude. Probably from Decatur.
Herbert: How could they penetrate security? Same way they always do. Money, sex or God.
Jackson Norris: You aren't capable of pulling that trigger, Trevor.
Trevor Slattery: I'm a washed-up actor, mate. You don't know what I'm capable of.
Ernest Holm: Yeah, that is all I am saying. You do not gotta marry her. You don't wanna wait around thinking something is gonna come. Waitin' is a fucking disease. Think something? Feel something? You should do something. Alright?
Alice Taylor: You don't love me. You just want to control me.
Taya Renae Kyle: If you think that this war isn't changing you, you're wrong. You can only circle the flames so long.
Chrystal: What's the point in giving love if nobody gives it back?
Grumpy Cat: That's how we feel. Contrary to that sign on the door, we're not pets. I mean until somebody takes us home and loves us, we're just animals.
Ucok: You apologize! In their language, in our land! Where is your honor?
Todd White: Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just know you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro.
Trey: That's your time capsule message, Todd?
Todd White: Huh... why not?
Ray: The banking institutions are more dangerous than the army.
Glenn Kenneth: Please don't hurt me. I have two kittens.
Julian: I feel... Vulnerable.
Abel Morales: Good... Because you are vulnerable. We all are.
Alice: To be no good at something bad is good.