
Caeryn: We must hurry! This country is unsafe at night.
Dagen: At night? I can hardly imagine anything worse than this country during the day.

Chrystal: What's the point in giving love if nobody gives it back?
Grumpy Cat: That's how we feel. Contrary to that sign on the door, we're not pets. I mean until somebody takes us home and loves us, we're just animals.

James Payton: Got a little kick to it.
Ben Barber: Oh, shit! My stomach in my ass.
James Payton: Oh, yeah, you're ready for the streets.
Ben Barber: This gun should be banned.

Todd White: Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just know you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro.
Trey: That's your time capsule message, Todd?
Todd White: Huh... why not?

Alice: To be no good at something bad is good.

Jackson Norris: I'm not the one that's going to kill you, Mr. Slattery. I'm here to break you out.
Trevor Slattery: That's... nice?
Jackson Norris: Not really. You see, there's somebody who wants to meet you.
Trevor Slattery: Do I know him?
Jackson Norris: No. But you took his name... and now he wants it back.

Raven: Hell, I might even fuck George Clooney - with a strap-on.

Marv: Why'd he call me "Bernie"?

Aaron Rapaport: I packed like a fool! Like a goddamn fool.

Abel Morales: When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do.

Rayford Steele: I know you all want answers, and believe me, so do I.

Darcy Anderson: I think I've seen you. Have you been here before?
Holt Ramsey: According to the hindus, we all have.