Wilee: Suck it, douchebag.
James Bonomo: What are we, fucking Vikings?
Psychiatrist: Nick, have you ever considered hurting yourself?
Nick Cassidy: Hurting? No... But killin'... Every goddamn day.
Heather Mason: Go to hell.
Alessa: Can't you see? We're already here.
Gringo: I feel like every girl I meet I have to download some new app. Whatever happened to meeting a girl in a park and say hey, how about a cup of coffee?
Germain: They say the barbarians are coming. But they ARE here, in our classrooms.
Tom Buckley: Listen to me. you are the only guy separating the world from stupidity at this point in time, okay?
Michael Danube: You know why Jimi Hendrix died? He didn't have Mike Danube and a set of handcuffs to save his life.