Adrienne Willis: I know you've only ever known your father and me. And I love Jack, because he is your father. But there's another kind of love, Amanda. One that gives you the courage to be better than you are, not less than you are. One that makes you feel that anything is possible. I want you to know that you could have that. I want you to hold out for it.
Christine Collins: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Drover: We're not really used to...
Lady Sarah Ashley: A woman? I suppose you think I should be back in Darwin, at the church fete or a lady's whatever you call it. Well I will have you know, I am as capable as any man.
Drover: Guests. We're not used to guests is what I was about to say, but now that you mention it I happen to quite like the women of the outback.
Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Brandon King: Who wants to play lets start shootin' people?
James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.
Policier: Central to Unit 27. Jean-Claude Van Damme's robbing a post office. I need back-up.
Orson Welles: Where is thou ukulele?
Richard Samuels: I think some asshole... doth... stole it.
Derek: I love America, but I fuckin' hate cops.
Dr. Emerson: You have great power ahead of you.
Molly Hartley: I don't want it.
Dr. Emerson: But you will.
Jordan Roark: And so I decided that you and I would do everything he and I had done. That way, it would be almost like he had never died. And the pain would stop.
Elliot Moore: Can this really be happening?
Arthur Eddington: If the cloud breaks quarter past two tomorrow, we look up into the heavens, take photographs of the eclipse, we will be scientists at our work. We'll be looking at the poetry of existence. And if Einstein's right, the Universe will never look the same again.
Mika Kobayashi: So what is it?
Daigo Kobayashi: Ceremonies.
Mika Kobayashi: Like weddings? Maybe you can play cello for them. I'll get the sukiyaki ready.
Ray Eddy: What if a trooper stops us?
Lila Littlewolf: They're not gonna stop you, you're white.
Frank Allen: You caught me reminiscing. A lot of memories here. Buy you a drink?
Ed: Oh, I'd love to Frank, but uh... I'm kind of... I'm... I'm in a bit of a rush.
Frank Allen: I insist. After all, it is the traditional function of the father of the bride.
Ed: What is?
Frank Allen: Keeping the groom away from back exits.
R.I.P.L.E.Y.: A strange game. The only way to win is not to play,.
Kate Walker: I think I'm more comfortable with being disappointed. I think I'm angry at you for trying to take that away.
