Jack: This isn't Paris. This is hell.
Carter Webb: Hey Grandma, not okay to answer the door when you're not wearing clothes.
George: What are you drinking, Bruiser? Oh, is that a bottle of Cock Block?
Don Leo: I am not a rich man. I am a poor man with money. There is a difference.
Sugarman: I have seen him this crazy since his mother died.
Benji McGarvie: That's not "crazy," Mr. Sugarman. That's love.
Ben Murphy: Do you wanna walk the midget?
Jean Paul Clement: Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.
Dennis: I can lose weight, but you'll always be an asshole!
Maps: Just remember Misty, no matter what, you're still a December boy.
Aiden: Creeks lead to rivers.
Daphne Wilder: God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers.
Maggie: What? That was on a Hallmark card we gave you.
Kate Breck: Is there a love in your life?
Hallam Foe: She's dead. Would you like to meet her?
Kate Breck: I like creepy guys.
Richard Langley: Whoever in this room who knows what goes on in the mind of the person who sleeps next to you... please, raise your hand... I know you can't, not honestly.