Best fantasy movie quotes of 2007

Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.

Will Stanton: It's so... and ya know, and I'm like... this whole thing's just... arrr, you know.
Merriman Lyon: Is that it?

Sarah Daniels: I keep trying to understand, but none of this is making any sense.

Asian Woman: Don't bury dead. First shoot in head.

Linda Hanson: Something is seriously fucked up.

Mr. Edward Magorium: Mutant, have you come to take me up on my hula hoop challenge?

Susan: Do you feel like a man? Because I'll tell you a little secret - you're not.

King: You think there's only one woman in the whole kingdom who wears a size four-and-a-half?
Prince Charming: It's all I have to go on here.

Skinny Pirate: Hold on tight, the Captain's at the helm.

Lord Asriel: I wouldn't recommend the Tokay, gentlemen, it's corked.