Dr. Jack Harper: He really did love you, Sam.
Sam Lockwood: He didn't even know me.
Mr. Parks: "Most people go to their graves with their music inside them." - What was Mr. Holmes saying? Come on guys, it's not that hard. He's saying that most people die without discovering their own genius, without expressing the uniqueness that makes them special.
Jean Paul Clement: Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.
Benjamin: We are journalists! We can't do this. It is unethical... and insane.
Simon: It would be a pleasure to personally catch him.
Benjamin: By ourselves. By ourselves. We don't even have any weapons.
Simon: If I gave you a gun, would you know how to use it?
Benjamin: No.
Simon: Then what the fuck are you complaining about?
Duck: I told you. The moment you start drinking that Bosnian brandy, the devil's sitting in the corner, just laughing.
Stanley Philipps: So what have you been up to, John?
John Phillips: I'm studying to take the GRE.
Stanley Philipps: Good. You're going back to school?
John Phillips: I'm thinking about it, yeah.
Stanley Philipps: That's great. What for?
John Phillips: Law. Or medicine. I haven't decided yet.
Pat: The Death Star would take out the Enterprise with one shot.
Jenny: The Enterprise has deflector shields.
Guy: I was going to tell you everything eventually.
Florentino Ariza: Shoot me. There is no greater glory than to die for love.
Linda Hanson: Something is seriously fucked up.
Carter Webb: What is it?
Phyllis: It's possible, I think maybe, my toilet might be stopped up.
Carter Webb: Maybe? What's the variable?
Phyllis: Water is running over the top. The carpet is all wet.
Carter Webb: Well I'll take a look, first I just gotta stop off at my room and kill myself.
Will Stanton: It's so... and ya know, and I'm like... this whole thing's just... arrr, you know.
Merriman Lyon: Is that it?
Aiden: Creeks lead to rivers.
George: What are you drinking, Bruiser? Oh, is that a bottle of Cock Block?
American journalist: If you were to give advice to a woman, what would it be?
Edith Piaf: Love.
American journalist: To a young girl?
Edith Piaf: Love.
American journalist: To a child?
Edith Piaf: Love.
Barbara Baekeland: If you're tired of Paris, you're tired of everything.
Sugarman: I have seen him this crazy since his mother died.
Benji McGarvie: That's not "crazy," Mr. Sugarman. That's love.
Edith: Are you sorry for some of those things you said?
John Oldman: I'm sorry I said them.
Chief Buchwald: But didn't you just say that you would do whatever you were told?
Det. Emily Sanders: Yeah, I sometimes exaggerate for effect.