
Homer Simpson: Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." And there's only one answer when somebody says that.
Marge Simpson: OK Homie, I'm with ya.
Homer: Thank you my sweetheart.
Bart Simpson: Mom?
Marge: Yes honey?
Bart: You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertiliser salesman!

Barry B. Benson: Ya like jazz?

Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots: That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey: It's top secret. Hushity-hush.

Leonardo: This Nightwatcher character has been going around like some vigilante showboat, but his days are over.
Raphael: Hey, the Nightwatcher was the only one around to pick up the slack while you were gone. Crime didn't take a break... you did.

Oglethorpe: The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex.

Prince Charming: So you say I'm under a magic spell.
Jaq: And here's the worse part.
Jaq: When Cinderelly tried her best to take a stand.
Gus: Take a stand.
Jaq: Mean old lady had her banished from the land.