The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Homer Simpson: Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." And there's only one answer when somebody says that.
Marge Simpson: OK Homie, I'm with ya.
Homer: Thank you my sweetheart.
Bart Simpson: Mom?
Marge: Yes honey?
Bart: You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertiliser salesman!

Homer: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

EPA official: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
Russ Cargill: Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.

Marge: You have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did.
Homer: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl: [offscreen.] No we won't! We just want Homer!
Homer: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Abe: [offscreen.] I'm part of the mob!

Lisa: Dad, do something!
[Homer flips through the Bible.]
Homer: This book doesn't have any answers!

Homer: I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
Bart: How naked?
Homer: Fourth base.
Bart: The girls might see my doodles.

Cheif Wiggums: Sorry, no dumping in the lake.
Fat Tony: Fine. I'll just take my yard trimmings into a car compacter. [Walks away.]
Eddie: Sir, I think there was a dead body in there.
Cheif Wiggums: Yeah, I thought that too, until he said 'yard trimmings'. You gotta learn to listen.

Lisa: I haven't seen you in school.
Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa: Is he...
Colin: He's not Bono.
Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and you care about...
Colin: He's NOT Bono.

Homer Simpson: Hey, Marge! Isn't it great being married to somebody who's recklessly impulsive?
Marge Simpson: Actually, it's aged me horribly.

Lisa: Wait, wait, wait, it looks like Maggie has something to say.
Marge: Oh my God, her first word!
Maggie: Sequel?

Tom Hanks: Hi, I'm Tom Hanks. The government lost its credibility and is borrowing some of mine.

Marge: Something happened to Grandpa!
Homer: I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but we love him, and he got us a free rug out of it.

Marge: What's the point of going to church every Sunday if someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right Grandpa?
Grandpa: I want bananas on my waffles!

Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can see on TV for free.

Eddie: Hey kid, I know no one likes to wear clothes in public, but you know, it's the law.

Flanders: Would you look at that. You can see the four borders of Springfield; Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.

Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer? I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?
Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders.
Bart Simpson: Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
Homer Simpson: Well said, boy!

Marge Simpson: Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
Bart Simpson: [drunk.] I'm troubled!

Bart Simpson: Dad! It's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish!
Homer Simpson: If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity!

Bart Simpson: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life *so far*.