
Feng: Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles.

John: How long you been fucking her?
[Jim looks awkward.]
John: It's a simple question.
[Jim looks down and sees John's wedding ring.]
Jim: How long you been fucking your wife?
John: I don't have one.
Jim: then why are you wearing a ring?
John: It makes people think I'm trustworthy.
Jim: Aren't you?
John: No.

Marty Bach: We've got 600 attorneys here. We've got to find out who's an expert on psychiatric commitment statutes.
Michael Clayton: I can tell you who that is: Arthur.

Dallas: GET to THE chopper .

Carlos Olivera: Just promise me one thing. When you get down there.
Alice: Consider it done.

Abby: You killed Bin Laden?
Lt. Muldoon: I put two in his heart, one in his computer.
El Wray: So that was you.

Carlton Leach: Listen, if I was you, I'd get those punters out of there 'cause the moment those Turks walk out that door, I'm gonna go fucking Schwarzenegger on the cunt.

Agent 47: Nika.
Nika Boronina: Yes?
Agent 47: Stop talking or I'll put you back in the trunk.

Sadie Blake: Death is different now.

Richie Roberts: This man murdered thousands, and he did it from a penthouse and driving a Lincoln.

Oglethorpe: The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex.