Billy Darly: Look at you. You look like one of us. Look what I made you.
Jason Bourne: Get some rest Pam, you look tired.
Noah Vosen: He's looking right at her.
Romulus Augustus: Mother, am I now the most powerful man in the world?
Flavia: Of course you are.
Romulus Augustus: Then why can't I stay out tonight?
Feng: Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles.
John: How long you been fucking her?
[Jim looks awkward.]
John: It's a simple question.
[Jim looks down and sees John's wedding ring.]
Jim: How long you been fucking your wife?
John: I don't have one.
Jim: then why are you wearing a ring?
John: It makes people think I'm trustworthy.
Jim: Aren't you?
John: No.
Marty Bach: We've got 600 attorneys here. We've got to find out who's an expert on psychiatric commitment statutes.
Michael Clayton: I can tell you who that is: Arthur.
Stan Minton: What the fuck just happened in there?
Mal: You lost, Stanley.
Stan Minton: I didn't lose. You're the lawyer. You lost.
Mal: I'm truly sorry.
Stan Minton: Damn it man, I'm rich! I wanted some of that O.J. Justice.
Carlton Leach: Listen, if I was you, I'd get those punters out of there 'cause the moment those Turks walk out that door, I'm gonna go fucking Schwarzenegger on the cunt.
Ringo: What can I say, I'm an anime otaku at heart."
Richie Roberts: This man murdered thousands, and he did it from a penthouse and driving a Lincoln.
Eve: Good and evil are just imaginary friends.
Nika Boronina: What colour underwear am I wearing?
Agent 47: You're not wearing any underwear.
Dr. Weird: Fucking sandals.
Pathfinder: You have become the Pathfinder for the Dragon People. Good.
Ghost: I'm dying.
Pathfinder: Don't complain to me about it.
Tim Kearney: I've got everything I want.
Monk: You're definitely not Bobby Z.
Carlos Olivera: Just promise me one thing. When you get down there.
Alice: Consider it done.