Best romance movie quotes of 2006

Chad Danforth: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad Danforth: Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now, my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it, in it. So, my point is if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?
Chad Danforth: One of her crazy diet ideas! Look, I don't have time to understand the female mind, Troy!

Amanda: You know, I was just thinking why would I ever leave before New Year's Eve? That makes no sense at all. I mean, you didn't exactly ask me out... but you did say you loved me... so I'm thinking I've got a date. If you'll have me.
Graham: I have the girls New Year's Eve.
Amanda: Sounds perfect.

Maya: Arf arf arf arf.
Max: Arf Arf.

Alex: He could build a house. But he couldn't build a home.

Brad Adamson: You have a nice place here.
Sarah Pierce: You think? Yeah, Richard does pretty well for himself.
Brad Adamson: Oh, yeah? What's he do?
Sarah Pierce: He lies.

Isolde: How many have you loved before me?
Tristan: None.
Isolde: And after me?
Tristan: None.

Eisenheim: My intention has only been to entertain, nothing more.

Beth: It's not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!

Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.

Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see naked?

Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.

Walter Fane: It was silly of us to look for qualities in each other that we never had.

Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.

Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.

Doug Carlin: I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.

John Newton: Although my memory's fading, I remember two things. I'm a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior.

Gray: My girlfriends and I used to have a rule that we wouldn't sleep with a guy until we knew his mother's maiden name.

Kristy: It's never too late to become what you might have been.