Stephane: I am your neighbor and a liar. By the way, do you have Zoe's number?
Reed Cassidy: Some day it'll just end. Everyone will go home, get on with their lives. Tall grass will cover the battlefields. And all the pilots we've lost won't mean a damn thing.
Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey.
Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.
Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself.
Lyle: Son, I want you to have this. I want you to have my cock ring.
Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.
Sam: I'm slightly tone deaf, but Matt's always said if I wasn't tone deaf, I'd have a very good voice.
Matt Saunders: Hannah.
Vaughn Haige: Oh, man, I think she's dead. Time to start the grieving process.
Girl: Do you like this shop? I buy all my clothes here. Good for me, you know. Cheap. Nice fashion.
Jake Huard: Before you achieve you must believe.
Carl Peterson: You get your first ten-speed bike, and suddenly you're Lance Armstrong.
Dupree: Let's leave Lance out of this. Guy's done more with one testicle than you and I could do with three.
Chloe: Damn it. I am trying to fuck your best friend here. Give me a little cooperation please.
Marilyn Dean: Discover a path... that doesn't lead back here.
Eli: I've got two chicks back at my place who think I'm Moby.