Best action movie quotes of 2005

Alexandra 'Nightingale' Morgan: If we're lucky, the zombie plague will end up as a footnote in the history books. No worse than aids or bubonic plague.

Jimmy: Howdy neighbor. Just wanted to say, you know... welcome to the building. And uh, if you ever need any weed or anything, just come knock on my door.
Ranger Holt: Yeah. Thanks Jimmy, you'll definitely be hearing from us.
Jimmy: Cool.

Jonathan Cold: You see, in this business... the keys to the kingdom is weapons-grade plutonium. If you ain't got that, you ain't got shit.

Æon Flux: You cloned her.
Trevor Goodchild: I cloned everybody.

Sonia Rand: I don't have time for stupid idiots.
Travis Ryer: Well, why don't you make some time. How about we stop with the insults, because it is starting to get on my nerves.
Sonia Rand: You think I devoted my career to designing an amusement park ride for rich men to compensate for their little willies by shooting prehistoric animals, is that what you really think?
Travis Ryer: No, what I think is that if you were a guy, someone would have probably knocked you on your ass a long time ago.

Thorkel: The Celt says that Jesus Christ never sleeps, that he walks amongst us.
Beowulf: Oh, that's all we need, a god gone mad from lack of sleep.

Kadaj: So what if I'm a puppet? Once upon a time... you were too.

Vladimir: My companion seems to be missing. I do not know what has become of him.

Jeff Talley: Joe! Only God gets to decide who lives and who dies.

Beck: Hey Bish... Bish... Bish... Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish... bish.

Kham: Where the hell is my elephant?

Tim Avery: Who are you?
Loki: I'm Loki, God of Mischief.
Tim Avery: And I'm Tim, God of Crazy-Baby-Land. Can you move please?
Loki: Your son was born of the mask, my mask. Where is it?
Tim Avery: Born of the... Oh! So, that's why he can pee like that.

Kara Wade: Just tell me you love me, you pussy.

Bart: Look who's come home to his lovin' Uncle Bart.

Reporter: Conners, can we have a few words?
Quentin Conners: Yeah, I have two words for you. Blow me.

Domino Harvey: If you're wondering what's true and what isn't, fuck off, because it's none of your goddamn business.

Kristin Richards: You may not remember.
Elena Sandoval: But you'll never forget.

Radio Locust: It's 6am in the Bolivarian Republic of Marijuana. Let's listen some music while we call one of our herbal therapists.

Neha: What happened here?
Shashank Dheer: Point 38 bullet and a man.