Sgt. Nathan West: Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident. This base suffers three training accidents a year. Unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me.
Detective Malloy: Some women give terrible blowjobs. No rhythm at all. No sense of cock whatsoever.
Matt Lee Whitlock: Sometimes I think you want me to shoot you, Chae.
Andre Stander: I'm tried for robbing banks. But, I have killed unarmed people.
Judge: That is not the business of the court.
PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
B-Rad: I stole that too.
Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Strangling the witness.
Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.
Psychologist: You know, some folks believe everyone has a public life, a private life, and a secret life. What do you think about that?
Dan Mahowny: The thing is, I guess... that my secret life... is a bit less secret than everyone else's right now.
Detective Park Doo-Man: Do you get up each morning too?
Zero: No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?
King: Sometimes, Jake, style can get you killed.
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Joe Gavilan: Goddammit! Idiot! That's it! That's it! I'm driving! That's it.
K.C.: All right, all right fine! You think you can do better? Go ahead, be my guest.
Joe Gavilan: Dammnit! Trying to kill us.
K.C.: All right, go.
Joe Gavilan: Idiot.
K.C.: Go ahead.
Veronica Guerin: You'd do the same. If you saw those kids on the street, you would do the same.
Larry Eugene Phillips Jr.: Hey, did you see that? Porsche 911. Oh, I love those.
Emil Matasareanu: I hate the Germans.
Larry Eugene Phillips Jr.: You're from Romania. That practically makes you a German.
Emil Matasareanu: I'm an American! I like Corvettes and Mostons.
Larry Eugene Phillips Jr.: If you're going for horsepower and good looks, there's nothing wrong with that.
Roy: Uhhh... uhhh... That was wrong what you did! And... and... you're a nosy parker! And that's no way for a young lady to behave! And... shame on you.
