Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
Henry Dashwood: For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Daphne Reynolds: Launch her? You make her sound like a ship.
Henry Dashwood: No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Tigger: Aww, I just love a hoppy ending.
Samuel Jones: If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.
Natalie Cook: Tickets, I love tickets.
Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.
Spike: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch.
Roy: Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.
May: Wow! I'll take it.
Hippie: A wise choice. But you only get one wish, so make it count.
Blake: My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about giving me some fucking space?
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude.
Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad.
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Baloo: Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.