Tigger: Aww, I just love a hoppy ending.
Samuel Jones: If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.
Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
Henry Dashwood: For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Daphne Reynolds: Launch her? You make her sound like a ship.
Henry Dashwood: No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.
Chon Wang: Roy! The painting! It's looking at me.
Roy: Oh yeah, it looks like it's looking at me too. That's great.
Kia Waterson: Do you guys thing I should get a nose job?
Lori Campbell: Oh, my God.
Gibb: Oh, please. Kia, what you need is a lobotomy.
Daffy Duck: What a fantastic view!
Bugs Bunny: Unless you're in the audience, in which case, you've been staring at an elephant's behind for thirty seconds.
May: Only two more nights left.
Max: Cut it out, May.
May: Huh?
Max: Mmph, quit counting already.
May: Sorry.
Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude.
Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad.
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Baloo: Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.
Spike: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch.