Best mystery movie quotes of 1998

Goon: What the fuck is this?
[Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.]
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

Lieutenant Danny Roman: A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of shit.

Allison: I should have my head examined again.

Coach Willis: You're not much into sports.
Casey: I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased.
Coach Willis: "Being chased." I like that.

Daryl Zero: You're watching whales? Fuck the whales.

Beloved: Where your diamonds?
Sethe: Diamonds? What would I be doing with diamonds?
Beloved: On your ears.
Sethe: Wish I did. Come to think of it, I had some crystal once. Present from the lady I used to work for.
Beloved: Tell me. Tell me your diamonds.

Cobb: Everyone has a box.

Sally Owens: Louis L'amour, who, by the way, was not a foreigner! He was from North Dakota, you asshole.

Michael McDonnell, gas station attendant: Someone's in the back... seat.

Reiko Asakawa: So that video is.
Ryuji Takayama: It's not of this world. It's Sadako's fury. And she's put a curse on us.

Tyrell: Don't get her started all right. It's a long fucked up story and you probably won't believe it anyway. All I know is that this is the worst vacation of my life. I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm fucking horny and I ain't seen one goddamn psycho killer.

David Leigh, The Filmmaker: At 10 PM, in what will be the last broadcast, Fact or Fiction goes live.

Charles Morritz: What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?

Mr. Book: He's becoming like us.
Mr. Wall: So we must become like him.

Barnes: Ask him for his last name.
Harry: What?
Barnes: I want a full name for my report. I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named "Jerry."

Special Agent Dana Scully: Mulder what are you doing?
Special Agent Fox Mulder: Something's wrong.
Special Agent Dana Scully: Mulder.
Special Agent Fox Mulder: Something's not right.
Special Agent Dana Scully: Mulder get in the car! THERE'S no time.

Claudia: Listen, uh, you were right.
Jason: I was?
Claudia: Mm-hmm. There is definitely a new girl in residence over there, and the old one is not coming back.
Jason: What convinced you?
Claudia: Ilene's perfume and her jewelry have been put away and replaced by some other woman's, and it's not the same stuff. Not at all.
Jason: Any sign of another name?
Claudia: No. Whoever she is, she's still going by the name Ilene Thorpe, using her ID, her checkbook, everything.

Kevin Dunne: Don't give me that wounded look. You haven't got the face for it.

Sam: Kelly Van Ryan is accusing me of rape.
Kenneth Bowden: Kelly Van Ryan? As in Sandra Van Ryan?
Sam: As in, I'm fucked.

Milton Arbogast: Oh, someone has seen her, all right. Someone always sees a girl with $400,000.