
Goon: What the fuck is this?
[Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.]
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

Lieutenant Danny Roman: A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of shit.

Sally Owens: Louis L'amour, who, by the way, was not a foreigner! He was from North Dakota, you asshole.

Reiko Asakawa: So that video is.
Ryuji Takayama: It's not of this world. It's Sadako's fury. And she's put a curse on us.

Daryl Zero: You're watching whales? Fuck the whales.

Special Agent Dana Scully: Mulder what are you doing?
Special Agent Fox Mulder: Something's wrong.
Special Agent Dana Scully: Mulder.
Special Agent Fox Mulder: Something's not right.
Special Agent Dana Scully: Mulder get in the car! THERE'S no time.

Claudia: Listen, uh, you were right.
Jason: I was?
Claudia: Mm-hmm. There is definitely a new girl in residence over there, and the old one is not coming back.
Jason: What convinced you?
Claudia: Ilene's perfume and her jewelry have been put away and replaced by some other woman's, and it's not the same stuff. Not at all.
Jason: Any sign of another name?
Claudia: No. Whoever she is, she's still going by the name Ilene Thorpe, using her ID, her checkbook, everything.

Jack Ames: Fuck you.
Harry Ross: Just me? Not the horse I rode in on?
Jack Ames: Him too.

Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.