Commissioner James 'Jim' Gordon: Come on, people! A guy in a wierd suit with two polar bears can't be too hard to spot. (00:30:45)
Maggie Rice: We fight for people's lives in here, right?
Jordan Ferris: Uh-huh.
Maggie Rice: Don't you ever wonder who it is we're fighting with?
Henry: I'm going to row back there and see if he will shoot you. Or me. It's fine either way.
John Hobbes: There are moments which mark your life. Moments when you realise nothing will ever be the same and time is divided into two parts, before this, and after this... Sometimes you can feel such a moment coming. That's the test, or so I tell myself. I tell myself that at times like that, strong people keep moving forward anyway, no matter what they're going to find.
Ivy: Somebody has to teach this beautiful bird some manners. Might as well be me.
Paulie: What's wrong with my manners?
Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
Bob Sweeney: There was a moment, when I used to blame everything and everyone for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed White people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions.
Derek Vinyard: Like what?
Bob Sweeney: Has anything you've done made your life better?
Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear.
Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.
Martha Baring: I want this lying bitch out of my house.
Helen: There's only room for one of those.
Des McGrath: A gay mouth? I have a gay mouth? What does that mean?
Kevin Dunne: Don't give me that wounded look. You haven't got the face for it.
Steve Rubell: Prison can be so fucking dull at night.
David Reynolds: He's a good customer.
Jack: A good customer is a consistent loser... but is that what he meant?
Hilary: If you think being an ordinary person is any easier than being an extraordinary one, you're wrong.
Sid: I'm no role model. I'm a junkie and a thief.
Big Time Willie: Do you know how to spell pussy?
Coleman 'Booger' Sykes: I know! P-U.
Big Time Willie: ...H-I-V.
Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.
Debbie Strand: No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?