Sir August de Winter: You will buy your weather from me! And by God you'll pay for it.
Felix Ungar: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?
Oscar Madison: Agreed.
Felix Ungar: Okay. What do you think the plan should be?
Oscar Madison: I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.
Special Agent Dana Scully: Are you drunk, Mulder?
Special Agent Fox Mulder: I, I was until about 20 minutes ago, yeah.
Special Agent Dana Scully: Was that before or after you decided to come here?
Special Agent Fox Mulder: What exactly are you implying?
Lady Juliana: Ruber.
Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single.
Lady Juliana: Impertinent pig.
Ruber: Is that a no?
Chris: No wonder you became a reporter, that monster almost sliced you up like a pepperoni pizza.
Daphne Blake: Actually Chris, every time there seemed to be a monster, it was just bad guys in masks.
Gwen Cromwell Piper: You can't go out tonight.
Marnie Cromwell: Why?
Gwen Cromwell Piper: I have my reasons and I will explain them to you when you're taller.
Marnie Cromwell: Mom, you've been saying that for like my whole life. It's just one night, what's the big deal?
Edwards: Mr. President, we have to give bears the right to vote... or bears will rise up and then bears will be in congress and we will be the ones performing in the circus, wearing little hats.