
Sir August de Wynter: Take India. You can have a good 10 inches overnight, there.

Oscar Madison: Why don't we call Budget and ask them to deliver it?
Felix Ungar: Deliver, deliver where? You've already crisscrossed California more than the covered wagons did a hundred years ago! What the hell are we gonna tell them, follow the burnt pieces of directions on the freeway?

Aggie Cromwell: Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble.

William Riker: We're through running from these bastards!