Lizzie: I know karate.
Shinji Ikari: I'm so fucked up.
Lt. Aldo Hines: Here's who you're dealing with: male Caucasian, 35, well educated, raised by his aunt who mysteriously disappeared when he was 16, has raped and strangled five women, escaped when being transported to San Quentin.
Misato Katsuragi: Shinji, this is your home now.
Justin: Good thing you don't need a license to drive a Zord.
Yaz: What's wrong with my clothes?
Jack Quinn: You look like a carrot with earrings.
Sister Ann: Who are you?
The Runaway: A tool.
Martha Cable: The disadvantage of knowing a man all his life is a woman never expects him to change.
Martha Cable: And when he does, it rattles her.
Curtis Freley: Everyone who plays the game understands the rules.
Malik Brody: What the hell were you doing while I was getting my ass kicked?
Toby Wong: I was catching up on an episode of "Walter - the Einstein frog."
Ed Lautner: Uh excuse me, do you mind if we drop you off on the freeway, we're in kind of a hurry?
Dexter 'Dex' Strang: Whatever.
Orin Hanner Sr.: So, I guess that makes killing you free.
Jack Taggert: Well, it would be free if you could.
Maura Ramirez: You started smoking again?
Annibal Ramirez: Yeah. I'll be doing heroin soon.
Kull: With this axe, I rule.
The Voice: When we are all criminals, who is free?
Jean Rasczak: They sucked his brains out.
Zack: Relax, mister. I've seen worse faces at the coroner's.
Spawn: Thanks, kid. That makes me feel much better.
The Vet: A uniform does not make a soldier. A soldier is someone who is willing to stand up and fight for what he believes in. Be it his God, his country or his friends. And it does not matter if you are black, white, red, yellow, male, female, straight or gay. We all bleed the same.
Raif Bentley: You know, I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.