Sandra: What happened? School burned down, did it?
Jamie: Yeah.
Sandra: What was it this time? IRA bomb?
Jamie: Fundamentalist Muslim pyromaniacs.
Sandra: Oh, funny, that. Looked all right when I walked past it.
Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.
Marcee Tidwell: I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here.
Jack Tramonte: OK Whitman's records. Lived with his mother until about six months ago. Had one serious relationship with an Inga... Gunther who once tried to assassinate the rock temptress... stevie nicks.
Peter Helfgott: In this world only the strong survive. The weak get crushed like insects.
Howard W. Campbell Jr.: I guess the moral here is: you must be careful what you pretend to be because in the end you are who you're pretending to be.
Tally: I'm exactly the way you made me: do it this way, do it that way, do it MY way - until I don't even know how to do it without you.
Al: I'm proud of you Joe.
Joe MacGonaughgill: Why?
Al: You finally figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. Some people don't figure it out all their lives.
Paul: They're all sisters. It's one big conspiracy. Trust me.
Rev. Elton: Were I not an old married man, I should gladly do the job. But my dancing days are over.
Bob: Anthony, I need to talk to you, man... Anthony, I have got to talk to you! Look, I am sorry about this, this seems like a nice soiree, but I have got a family situation. I don't care what you think. I don't care! Tengo una situación con mi familia! Dignan does not want to deal with it, could you please come outside for a minute?
Jeremiah Biggs: Just because you can't see the air doesn't keep you from breathing. And just because you can't see God doesn't keep you from believing.
Ernest Hemingway: You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Bonnie: George Malley! You learned the Portuguese language in 20 minutes?
George Malley: Not all of it.
Teacher: All you need to say is two words... two specific words, though. What they are? 'Not. Guilty.'.
Lucy: Why are you crying?
Osvaldo Donati: Because I want to kiss you.
