Giant Santa: I'm gonna deck your halls, bub.
Frollo: Captain Phoebus, arrest her.
Rat: I say! Badger.
The President: Let's face it - he's dead.
Brazen: I agree.
Commander Mallory: Plissken's been dead so many times, I can't count them all. But he never stays down.
Phantom's Dad: Hey, Kit. I like her.
The Phantom: Thanks, Dad.
Greg: Sir, uh, before we go in, Chet and I would really like to know how you got out of that bathroom stall without us seeing.
Matt Douglas: Why don't you guys just relax? Take a night off. Go rent "In The Line of Fire" again.
Cab Driver: I could find a penguin in a sand storm.
Sasha: He's only 8 years old.
Charlie: That's 56 in dog years.
Bob: Anthony, I need to talk to you, man... Anthony, I have got to talk to you! Look, I am sorry about this, this seems like a nice soiree, but I have got a family situation. I don't care what you think. I don't care! Tengo una situación con mi familia! Dignan does not want to deal with it, could you please come outside for a minute?
Joan Stupid: Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener.
Perry: Mr. Koontz, I don't think you understand me. Let me clear: I'm accustomed to getting what I want. I want that bear.
Michael: I like it here, it's quiet. Nobody ever bothers a librarian.
Indiana Jones: A ladder is made of wood, right?
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: Yes.
Indiana Jones: This cage is made out of wood.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: So?
Indiana Jones: Ergo, our cage is a ladder.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: That's not what I call Aristotlian logic.
Indiana Jones: We need a ladder, father. Let's turn our cage into a ladder.
Riggi: Hey, clown boy! Get off my street.
Christopher Dubois: Wait a minute.
Riggi: Hey, Dubois, what are you sick in the head or something? Please, grow up, go get yourself some new and nice clothes and come to work for me.
Christopher Dubois: I don't work for nobody.
Riggi: It's too bad, Dubois, it's too bad, you're a wasted talent, but nuts case, you know that. Suit yourself.
Uncle Porter: You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.
Cruella De Vil: My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.
David Alden: You must be Amy. I gave you Silly Putty once for Christmas. You ate it.