Lieutenant Vincent Hardy: Do you know what my dad used to say? Loyalty before all else exept honor.
Maggie: How about you kiss my ass right in the crack?
Early Grayce: Hey, if you switched two letters in your name it'd spell, um... brain.
Zoe: I'll show you a real Paris.
Suzanne: Have you ever been married?
Michael Williams: No.
Suzanne: It does strange things to people.
Major Collins: We'll give 'em hell, Malone! We'll show 'em what the human race is really made of.
Mercy: Remember that the difference between champ and chump is U.
Carly Norris: It's like playing God.
Zeke Hawkins: We'll do only good things.
Matthew Welsh: You cold-blooded murderess.
Hexina: What did you just call me?
Matthew Welsh: Murderess.
Hexina: Oh, I thought you said Methodist. For a moment I was insulted.
Smith Keen: Didn't they also say they knew of no connection with the assassination?
Gray Grantham: Yes. But what else are they gonna say?
Julia Jenz: Look. Why don't you go bother the people next door, some other house on this block?
William Landis: I have. They're not home. Nobody else is home on this street. Just you.
Cole Parker: What is that thing? You hear it in all the Tarzan movies. Is it big? Does it bite? Should we be running?
Detective Bill Reimers: I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?
J.T. Barker: How many of these creeps have you got in your life?
Elizabeth 'Bessie' Faro: They said beein' married to Johnny Faro is like ridin' a car with no brakes. I aid I like the ride, ladies.
Jack Grimaldi: So you're the big hoodlum? Personally, I don't see it.
Mona Demarkov: Keep lookin'.
Robert 'Butch' Haynes: You know, Phillip, you have a goddamned red, white and blue American right to eat cotton candy and ride roller coasters.
Phillip 'Buzz' Perry: I do?
Robert 'Butch' Haynes: Hell, yes, you do.