Eddie: A compliment for us, is a compliment for you.
Linda Powell: I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act.
Janet Livermore: Are my breasts too small for you?
Cliff Poncier: Sometimes.
Cliff Poncier: Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
Janet Livermore: You don't fool me.
Cliff Poncier: Janet, I could not be fooling you less.
Steve Dunne: I just happened to be nowhere near your neighborhood.
Janet Livermore: People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it.
Janet Livermore: I've always been able to do this, break up with someone and never look back. Being alone, there's a certain dignity to it.
Cliff Poncier: Janet, you rock my world.
Cliff Poncier: That's a very nice hat you're wearing... and I don't mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.
Janet Livermore: Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature.
Debbie Hunt: Desperation - it's the world's worst cologne.
