Maggie Cavanaugh: Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.
Martin McNamara: Confucius say: when fighting truckers, nail the suckers.
Jim Halsey: Why are you doing this to me?
John Ryder: You're a smart kid... figure it out.
Arabella McGee: You're welcome, dildo-nose.
Quintesson judge: Before the Imperial Magistrate delivers his verdict, would you like to beg for your lives? It sometimes helps - but not often.
Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.
Tommy Hook: That wild Indian picture happens to be stylin', you don't know what you're talkin' about.
Bobby Shy: When a man pulls shit on me he is either very brave or very stoned. Which one are you?
High Priest: Who gave you the courage to be killed here?
Asian Hawk: I obey my god's every command. He looks after all my needs. I always say yes to him. Never no.
High Priest: Who is your god? What is your religion?
Asian Hawk: I believe in a powerful religion. The name of my god is... money.
High Priest: Prepare to be sacrified to your money god.
Mickey: Leo, you're not saying Tyler killed Ellen Keith, Adams, and DeFranco all in one night?
Leo McCarthy: Hm. I don't believe it, either.
Ivan: I'm the best.
Mitch: The park is mine.