Dolores: It must be nice to be a boy. You can piss anywhere you want to.
Tony: The world's my toilet.
Yolanda: What do the building codes say about filling the basement with earth?
Marge, the Real Estate Broker: It's... it's a finished basement.
Waldemar: Not yet it isn't.
Warren: There's nothing out there but God's little creatures, more scared of you than you are of them.
Marti: But Seth is bringing back help.
Jeff Reed: Seth isn't coming back.
Carl: Hey, who turned off the band?
Mark: You're getting a raise out of me all right, but it has nothing to do with money.
Damien Thorn: Nazarene, you have won... nothing.