Marge, the Real Estate Broker: Do you have children?
Waldemar: As often as we can.
Waldemar: If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself.
Van Helsing: Selling the house now would be like closing the barn door after the horses eat your children.
Yolanda: What do the building codes say about filling the basement with earth?
Marge, the Real Estate Broker: It's... it's a finished basement.
Waldemar: Not yet it isn't.
Yolanda: Oh, look. Isn't that that boy Bavarian from Budapest?
Waldemar: No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines.
Party Guest: What do we get if we win?
Van Helsing: You get to keep the boy.
