Alex: David, please be rational. Let's go and see Dr. Hirsch.
David: Yeah, be rational. Sure. I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake.
The Breather: [On the phone.] I'm gonna kill next at the football game. Click.
Ms. Van Dyke: Did you hang up?
The Breather: No, I just said "click."
Donna: Haven't you ever done Assertiveness Training? Before I looked into the Doc, I did it all - EST, T.M., Scientology, iridology, Primal Scream... I don't know, I figure another five years of real hard work, and maybe I'll be a real human being.
Linda: We're gonna get you. We're gonna get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep.
Joan Crawford: Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?
Christina Crawford: Because I am not one of your fans!
Vicky: What does the winner get?
Mark: What does the winner want?
Vicky: Guess.
Dr. John McCabe: So, what did you do in the Big Apple?
Liza Merrill: Just about everything a girl could do without losing her good English breeding and reputation. Modeling, dancing, secretary... I almost became an unsuccessful fashion designer.
Dewey Wilson: They kill to protect family?
Old Indian: In the end, it's all for the hunting ground.
Bud: Amazing Grace, come sit on my face. Don't make me cry, I need your pie.
Don: You're dead.
Eva: And you will be, too. Dead and wet and cold.
Bob Boyle: Ann? Mommy says you're not dead. Is that true?
Axel Palmer: You seen Sarah?
Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger: Ain't my turn to watch after her.
Karen: You're crazy.
Eddy: Yeah, I know. Crazy for you.
Rudy: There's something I can't figure out.
Gloria Davis: What's that?
Rudy: I don't know.
Susan: What do you want, Harold?
Harold: What I've always wanted Susan, your heart.
Darryl Revok: This was a test campaign used in 1947 to market a new product. The product was a drug, a tranquilizer called 'Ephemerol'. It was aimed at pregnant women. If it had worked it would have been marketed all over North America. But the campaign failed and the drug failed, because it had a side effect on the unborn children. An invisible side effect.
Cameron: It created Scanners.
Mrs. Harper: I don't see why you wanna waste your time with a guy who works in a filling station.
Amy Harper: It's a first date, Mama. We're not getting married.
Virginia Wainwright: God, you've got a lot of nerve.
Etienne Vercures: That's not all I've got. Want to see?
Radish: Being brilliant has its drawbacks.