Axel Palmer: You seen Sarah?
Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger: Ain't my turn to watch after her.
Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger: We'll have a party in the mine.
Howard Landers: Yeah. Beware of Harry Warden! ooooooohhhhh.
Hollis: Shut THE fuck UP.
Happy: Beware of what you make fun of, you little asshole.
Howard Landers: Who?
Happy: You.
Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger: Look, give me a chance! If you still want me to go away I will. But I have to tell you that I love you and want you back.
Sarah: How was I supposed to know that, Jessie? I honestly didn't think you were ever coming back! You just left me here.
Dave: I've got the munchies.
Mayor Hanniger: If there's one thing I like better than Christmas candy, it's Valentine's candy.
Howard Landers: Gretchen I want you to be my date for the dance. Okay?
Gretchen: Dry up.
Howard Landers: Gretchen, you know what'd look really good on you?
Gretchen: What?
Howard Landers: Me.
Gretchen: Suck it in and zip it up, will ya?
