Guy in elevator: What is this... fucking SHIT going on here?
Mayor: And if they traced it back to the company.
Slade: You'd be out of a job, for one thing.
Danny McGuire: Malone and McGuire, sounds like a Vaudeville act.
Sean Boyd: Hey, listen! You've picked the wrong kid.
Dr. Obrero: I've been anxious to experiment with a male Caucasian brain.
Liz Blake: Thank god, straight fucks are still in style.
Col. Lewis Pugh: I want everyone here to smell like a distillery.
Cheech: Shit, man, I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.
Lazlo: Like a lot of people thought I was dead but, uh... hey you know you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery.
Lola Brewster: I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie.
Peregrin 'Pippin' Took: Fine time to fall asleep.
Bilbo Baggins: Who's asleep? Just resting my eyes.
Leon: See you at the finish line... wherever that may be.
Griff: Hey did you ever figure out what those palm trees are doing way over here in Belgium?
Zab: Yeah, that monk had a yen for 'em.