![The Long Riders picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5208_sm.jpg)
Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.
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Henry Brubaker: What happened? What happened to your eye?
Abraham Cook: Oh, got hit.
Henry Brubaker: With what?
Abraham Cook: With a baseball bat, a trace chain, and a rope with knots in it.
![Big Red One picture](/images/titles/0-999/162_sm.jpg)
Kaiser: Did I kill the guy that killed me?
The Sergeant: Yes.
![Any Which Way You Can picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3237_sm.jpg)
Orville Boggs: Philo... Jordan said he'd give us 200 big ones if we scrap that Merc for him.
Philo Beddoe: Great. Clyde? Scrap the Merc.
Orville Boggs: Come on, Clyde! You got work to do.
![L'Uomo puma picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7236_sm.jpg)
Kobras: I always perfer to strike first.
![Ordinary People picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2227_sm.jpg)
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I should have gotten a handle on it somehow.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett: You know I used to think you had a handle for everything. I really admire you for that sometimes.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: Well, don't admire people too much. They'll disappoint you sometimes.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I'm not disappointed. I love you.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I love you too.
![Alligator picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6012_sm.jpg)
Mayor: And if they traced it back to the company.
Slade: You'd be out of a job, for one thing.
![Night of the Juggler picture](/images/titles/14000-14999/14091_sm.jpg)
Sean Boyd: Hey, listen! You've picked the wrong kid.
![Kagemusha picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5416_sm.jpg)
Shingen Takeda: Even with this resemblance, Nobukado, he is so wicked as to be sentenced to crucifixion. How could this scoundrel be my double?
Kagemusha: I only stole a few coins. A petty thief. But you've killed hundreds and robbed whole domains. Who is wicked, you or I?
![Dressed to Kill picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3583_sm.jpg)
Liz Blake: Thank god, straight fucks are still in style.
![Where the Buffalo Roam picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6322_sm.jpg)
Lazlo: Like a lot of people thought I was dead but, uh... hey you know you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery.