Loretta Lynn: Dadgum it, Doo! You never ask me nothing! You just say, "Hey baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it." Well, it's drivin' me crazy, Doo.
Doolittle Lynn: Well, hell, then let's go up to the house, call a lawyer and get a divorce. I'm tired of this bullshit.
Loretta Lynn: I don't want no divorce! I just want the dadgum bedroom in the back of the house.
Skip Donahue: We tried to teach him charades! He didn't get it! He just didn't get it.
Mark Elliot: She writes poetry.
Nurse: A pastime especially suited for women.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett: You woulda visited Buck if he was in the hospital.
Beth Jarrett: Buck would have never been in the hospital.
Eddie Jessup: I can't live with it Emily, the pain is unbearable.
Emily Jessup: We all live with it. That unbearable terror is what makes us such singular creatures. We hide from it, we succumb to it, mostly we defy it! We build fragile little structures to keep it out. We love, we raise families, we work, we make friends. We write poems.
Carne: Have you ever shoveled any coal?
Carrots: You know who I just love? Andy Gibb. He's so cute.
Dana: Oh yeah. God I love his ass... Well, you know, it's so round and... cute.
Harry "Santa": But now I want you to remember to stay good boys and girls. Respect your mothers and fathers and do what they tell you. Obey your teachers and learn a whooooole lot! Now if you do this, I'll make sure you get good presents from me eeeevery year. Ha ha ha... but if you're bad boys and girls, your name goes in the 'Bad Boys and Girls' book, and I'll bring you something... horrible.
Pearson: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it.
Shingen Takeda: To occupy Kyoto, to fly my flags in the capital, has been my long-cherished dream. But... if something should happen to me, do not pursue that dream. Remember: my death must not be made known. Keep it a secret, for at least three years. Guard our domain. Never move from it. Do not move! If you ignore my order and set out to attack, our Takeda clan will be no more. Heed my words! This... is my final wish.
Lou: I'm a lover.
Grace Pinza: Numbnuts.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."
Benson: Now tell me. Can you talk? Or are you malfunctioning?
Hector: I AM not malfunctioning - you ARE.
Michelle Stratton: How many languages do you speak?
Julian Kaye: Five or six.
Michelle Stratton: Plus the, uh, international language?
Julian Kaye: That's right.
Chaco Losojos: You did it, goddamnit! They've just invited us to dinner.
Professor Harold Monroe: They what?
Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.
Henry Brubaker: What happened? What happened to your eye?
Abraham Cook: Oh, got hit.
Henry Brubaker: With what?
Abraham Cook: With a baseball bat, a trace chain, and a rope with knots in it.
Singer: With you I can run forever... with you I can run forever.
Orville Boggs: Philo... Jordan said he'd give us 200 big ones if we scrap that Merc for him.
Philo Beddoe: Great. Clyde? Scrap the Merc.
Orville Boggs: Come on, Clyde! You got work to do.
Kobras: I always perfer to strike first.