Cheech (singing): Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B.
Shingen Takeda: Even with this resemblance, Nobukado, he is so wicked as to be sentenced to crucifixion. How could this scoundrel be my double?
Kagemusha: I only stole a few coins. A petty thief. But you've killed hundreds and robbed whole domains. Who is wicked, you or I?
Leon: See you at the finish line... wherever that may be.
Harry Monroe: A hundred and twenty five years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be a hundred and sixty one when I get out.
Harry "Santa": But now I want you to remember to stay good boys and girls. Respect your mothers and fathers and do what they tell you. Obey your teachers and learn a whooooole lot! Now if you do this, I'll make sure you get good presents from me eeeevery year. Ha ha ha... but if you're bad boys and girls, your name goes in the 'Bad Boys and Girls' book, and I'll bring you something... horrible.
Charles Stratton: I know a whore when I see one. How much?
Alan Yates: We really screwed ourselves this time, trying to, trying to stay there for the last shot. I don't even know where we are now, but I know, they... I know they, uh, followed us, and, and we lost everything trying to escape. We're screwed! We're trapped.
Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.
Lodge Turkell: I'm Lodge Turkell bringing you me.
Mark Elliot: She writes poetry.
Nurse: A pastime especially suited for women.
Guy in elevator: What is this... fucking SHIT going on here?
Popeye: They've got me Olive Oyl and Swee'Pea.
Poopdeck Pappy: Olive Oyl? Swee'Pea? What are you doing, making a salad?
Carne: Have you ever shoveled any coal?
Kobras: You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return.
Young Emmeline: Mr. Button, there's a cask over hear with stuff in it that smells like the Captain's breath.
Dr. Tart: You want another glass of pus?
Inspector Winship: No I don't want another glass of pus.
Ted Webb: I ain't ever gonna see you again.
Loretta Lynn: Yes you will, daddy.
Ted Webb: Maybe, but I ain't never gonna see my little girl again.
Arthur Rosenberg: The way I feel, I don't expect to go to sleep for a year. I'm on fucking fire.
Pearson: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it.