Cheech: Responsibility is a heavy responsibility.
Cheech: Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man.
Cheech: Shit, man, I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.
Cheech (singing): Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B.