John Merrick: No! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I. Am... A man!
Richard Collier: Please, don't leave. You have no idea how far I've come to be with you.
Peter Handcock: Well, they say a slice off a cut loaf is never missed.
Captain Yelland: If the United States falls under attack our job is to defend her in the past, present and future.
Lasky: And after that?
Captain Yelland: After that, we take our orders from the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces.
Lasky: Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
Ricky Linderman: He watches T.V.
Harold: Tell 'em what your name is.
Razors: Razors.
Harold: Or as the youth of today call him, the human spirograph.
Jake La Motta: Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
John McVicar: Make sure you're not involved, woncha? Cos I'll put a tool right in your belly.
Dr. Canterbury, Head of Sanatorium: Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man - no money.
Eli Cross: It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it... sort of interesting.
Alex: I know they did it, they killed her, they, killed her... Robin, Robin.
The Sergeant: Killing insane people is not good for public relations.
Griff: Killing sane people is okay?
The Sergeant: That's right.
Henry Brubaker: What happened? What happened to your eye?
Abraham Cook: Oh, got hit.
Henry Brubaker: With what?
Abraham Cook: With a baseball bat, a trace chain, and a rope with knots in it.
Julian Kaye: Why me? Why did you pick me?
Leon: Because you were framable. You've stepped on too many toes. Nobody ever cared about you. I never even liked you much myself.
Young Emmeline: Mr. Button, there's a cask over hear with stuff in it that smells like the Captain's breath.
Carrots: You know who I just love? Andy Gibb. He's so cute.
Dana: Oh yeah. God I love his ass... Well, you know, it's so round and... cute.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."