John Merrick: No! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I. Am... A man!
Richard Collier: Please, don't leave. You have no idea how far I've come to be with you.
Peter Handcock: Well, they say a slice off a cut loaf is never missed.
Captain Yelland: If the United States falls under attack our job is to defend her in the past, present and future.
Lasky: And after that?
Captain Yelland: After that, we take our orders from the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces.
Lasky: Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Alex: I know they did it, they killed her, they, killed her... Robin, Robin.
Harold: The Mafia? I've shit 'em.
Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
Ricky Linderman: He watches T.V.
Jake La Motta: Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
John McVicar: Make sure you're not involved, woncha? Cos I'll put a tool right in your belly.
Eli Cross: It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it... sort of interesting.
Lorraine Running Water: He's like all men... a big kid in a man's body.
Carrots: You know who I just love? Andy Gibb. He's so cute.
Dana: Oh yeah. God I love his ass... Well, you know, it's so round and... cute.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."
Lou: A room. For me and my mother.
Ted Webb: I ain't ever gonna see you again.
Loretta Lynn: Yes you will, daddy.
Ted Webb: Maybe, but I ain't never gonna see my little girl again.
Gus Soltic: Yoo hoo.
Shingen Takeda: Even with this resemblance, Nobukado, he is so wicked as to be sentenced to crucifixion. How could this scoundrel be my double?
Kagemusha: I only stole a few coins. A petty thief. But you've killed hundreds and robbed whole domains. Who is wicked, you or I?
Griff: Hey did you ever figure out what those palm trees are doing way over here in Belgium?
Zab: Yeah, that monk had a yen for 'em.