Ben Bradlee: All non-denial denials. They doubt our ancestry, but they don't say the story isn't accurate.
Box: Overwhelming, am I not?
Tim: Sid what do you know about romance?
Sid: Nothing, I'm married.
Mrs. Andrews: Too late, Miss. Gibbons, I've already seen your action.
Sybil Dorsett: Who dat?
Richard J. Loomis: Who dat who say who dat?
Sybil Dorsett: Who dat who say who dat who say who dat?
Fairy Godmother: You're not meant to understand it. You're meant to accept it. Graciously.
Dr. Abner Perry: You cannot mesmerise me! I'm British.
Jack Prescott: Even an environmental rapist like you wouldn't be asshole enough to destroy a unique new species of animal.
Fred Wilson: Bet me.
Blanche: You're a fink.
George: If I'm a fink then you're an ungrateful bitch.
Laureen Hobbs: He's plague, he's smallpox, he's typhoid. I don't want to follow his goddamn show. I want out of that 8 o'clock spot. I've got enough troubles without Howard Beale as a lead-in. You guys scheduled me up against "Tony Orlando and Dawn," NBC's got "Little House on the Prairie," ABC's got "The Bionic Woman." You've gotta do something. You've gotta do something about Howard Beale. Get him off the air. Get him off. Do something. DO anything.
Nicole Dressler: Oh, what is it all about?
Dr. Jonathan Chamberlain: I'd say a slight case of, uh...food poisoning.
Nicole Dressler: I think either you're a lousy doctor or a lousy liar.
Rynn: How old do you have to be before people start treating you like a person?
Jason Smith: Are you really a trickster?
Zachariah Coop: Oh, I think most people are at a certain level. But remember this: you can't trick a man unless he's aiming to trick you.
Jason Smith: How come?
Zachariah Coop: Well, because people in general like the idea of getting something for nothing. And the trickster affords him that opportunity.
Mrs. Tredoni: You filthy pig! You and that WHORE! You both belong in the snares of the devil.
Dom Spages: BWAHHHH.
Sherlock Holmes: No, Watson! The Queen wouldn't like it.
Patrolman A.C. Benson: What the hell is wrong with you, boy? You try that again and the Supreme Court of the United States ain't gonna be able to save your ass!
Sam Clayton: I ain't getting no younger. Time just goes by and then... then one day... one day you just get older and suddenly... you find yourself... all alone.
Jenny: You deserve to be alone.
Franklin Frank: Any jerk can direct.
Lucy: Are you a doctor?
Al: Yeah, how'd you know?
Lucy: Dirty shoes and clean white hands.
Al: A lot of guys have clean hands.
Lucy: But not that clean. It must have taken you ten years at least to get them that clean.
Al: What are you, a commercial or what?
Kathy: I wanted vanilla twist.