Fairy Godmother: You're not meant to understand it. You're meant to accept it. Graciously.
Franklin Frank: Any jerk can direct.
Kate Moore: You laugh at me, you bastard, and I'll shoot you where you stand.
Lucy: Are you a doctor?
Al: Yeah, how'd you know?
Lucy: Dirty shoes and clean white hands.
Al: A lot of guys have clean hands.
Lucy: But not that clean. It must have taken you ten years at least to get them that clean.
Al: What are you, a commercial or what?