Deputy - Billy Boy: You reckon we'd better get some more men to back us up, Pa?
Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: Hell, no, she's only one girl. Best to keep this thing quiet. No use upsettin' everybody.
Deputy - Billy Boy: What you reckon them Brackens gonna do, Pa?
Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: I don't know. T.J.'s a mean old bastard, and Pete and Leroy, I think, are just sick in the head.
Dutch Schnell: Skip the facts, just gimme the details.
Oswald Imposter: Why don't you take a flying screw at the moon and charge it to me?
Frank Harmon: Miss... I don't pick up hitchhikers.
Breezy: That's the best news I've heard all day.
Harold DeMilo: Are you blackmailing me Mr Mahoney?
Curtis Mahoney: Goodness no... I'm just an average person with an above average curiosity... and of course I don't make make friends easy.
Laura Baxter: This one who's blind. She's the one that can see.
Josef Goebbels: The heart of Germany has ceased to beat. The fuhrer is dead.
Maggie Paul: Why is it everybody else gets chicken and I always get the feathers?
Lee: You were always so sweet to me, at Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
Philip: I can still see you sitting on Olivia DeHavilland's lap.
Mike: You'll like Bath... better class of fuck in Bath.
Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of.
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.
Hellman: Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries.
Dan Freeman: You have just played out the American dream... and now, we're gonna turn it into a nightmare.
Dr. Leah Jansen: And those jawfish! The ones I've seen have been only two inches long. Look at them.
Det. Thorn: Turn the air conditioning way up.
Shirl: Way up! We'll make it as cold as winter used to be.
Adolf Hitler: Are you mad? Are you insane?