Lee: You were always so sweet to me, at Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
Philip: I can still see you sitting on Olivia DeHavilland's lap.
Mike: You'll like Bath... better class of fuck in Bath.
Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of.
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.
Hellman: Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries.
Dan Freeman: You have just played out the American dream... and now, we're gonna turn it into a nightmare.
Dr. Leah Jansen: And those jawfish! The ones I've seen have been only two inches long. Look at them.
Adolf Hitler: Are you mad? Are you insane?
Ray: See that man! That's fuckin' pigs blood. If I was scared it would have been my blood.
Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: Poachin' and killin's two different things.
T.J. Bracken: Ain't much difference killin' gators or killin' coonies. Just a little messier, that's all.
Dutch Schnell: Skip the facts, just gimme the details.
Det. Thorn: You know, there are 20 million guys out of work in Manhattan alone just waiting for my job.
Oswald Imposter: Why don't you take a flying screw at the moon and charge it to me?
Kit Carruthers: I always wanted to be a criminal, I guess. Just not this big of a one.
Frank Harmon: Miss... I don't pick up hitchhikers.
Breezy: That's the best news I've heard all day.
Harold DeMilo: Are you blackmailing me Mr Mahoney?
Curtis Mahoney: Goodness no... I'm just an average person with an above average curiosity... and of course I don't make make friends easy.
Laura Baxter: This one who's blind. She's the one that can see.