Renato Amoroso: Signora Malena, a more capable person than me... wrote that the only true love is unrequited love. Now I understand why. It's been so long since you last came out of your house. But the longer we are apart, the stronger my love becomes.
Anne: You stepped on my foot.
Walter Eckland: You put it under mine.
Bones: I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel.
Kikuchiyo: This baby... It's me... It's what happened to me.
Richard Rascal Moore: Uh, we ain't going to Krautville. Our plane's broke.
Eugene McVey: No, it's fixed.
Richard Rascal Moore: Christ, let's go break it.
Captain Mainwaring: I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force. I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way."
Georg Elser: If humanity isn't free, everything dies with it.
Heydrich: Look at the world and tell me the pleasures of sanity.
Ens. Caldwell: Gee, that's the first time I ever saw a sub get knocked off.
Lt. Col. Gordon Tall: The only time you should start worrying about a soldier is when they stop bitchin'.
Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.
Eamon de Valera: The Irish people established the Irish Republic. It can only be disestablished by the Irish people.
Larry Hooper: Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes...
Bill Django: That's a lie!
Larry Hooper: ...and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That... Well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
Water Man: Go as you wish. That which is yours will always return to you. That which you take will always be taken from you.
Colonel Pitts: Where you from, son?
Soldier: Omaha, sir.
Colonel Pitts: By this time next year pigeons are going to be crapping on statues of you across the whole damn state of Nebraska.
Simon Marwan: One plus one, does it make one? It comes from Tarkovsky's Nostalghia.
Capt. T.C. Doyle: You slept with the wife of General "Kill-'em-all-and-let-God-sort-them-out" Richardson?
David Poole: I thought it was his daughter.
Capt. T.C. Doyle: Oh yeah, he would've been fine with that.
Rose Narracott: I might hate you more, but I'll never love you less.
News Anchor: Now to the question that has no clear answer. How did two twenty-something young men land a three-hundred-million-dollar Pentagon contract?
General Allenby: You acted without orders, you know.
T.E. Lawrence: Shouldn't officers use their initiative at all times?
General Allenby: Not really. It's awfully dangerous.