Skip: I'd rather be home with a fucked-up hand up in some pussy than to be out here healthier than a motherfucker without it... Shit.
Alberto Aragon: Just because I talk with an accent doesn't mean I think with an accent.
Capt. T.C. Doyle: Does anybody else here know how to work an elephant?
Harvey (H.A.) Ashford: I was in love with a fat woman once, but she never listened to me.
Marko: We're all crazy, Natalija. We just haven't been diagnosed yet.
Richard III: A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse.