Terror on Dinosaur Island! - S1-E2
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
Robin of Loxley: Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten.
Rikki Chadwick: Zane Bennett is a pig. I take a chance to get under his skin any time I get one.
80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Charles Finster Sr.: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
Narrator: Our world was once a safe and happy place until evil aliens arrived with one plan: to destroy Earth. Gosei, Earth's ancient guardian, awoke and called on a new team of teenagers to fight off this new threat. They are the Power Rangers Megaforce.
Mason: But am I pretty?
Rube: Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter.
Nathan Young: OK, OK let's just say you're right. If they actually knew anything, they wouldn't be dicking around sticking notes on lockers. They would have gone to the police, and we'd all be banged up in prison getting GANG RAPED in the showers!
Naruto Uzumaki: Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you.
Sasuke Uchiha: Well, how good for them.
Captain William Mitchell: Joel, where have you been?
Joel Rawlings: Sir, I was on a... secret mission. So secret, even you didn't know about it.
Captain William Mitchell: At the flower shop?
Harvey Kinkle: A penny saved is a penny earned.
Salem: Don't eat the yellow snow.
White Knight: Believe it or not, a word in your head.
Alice: What?
Hatter: Don't ask.
Zeddicus Zul Zorrander: Wizard's second rule: The greatest harm can come from the best intentions.
Buttercup: Fighting robot? For what?
Professor Utonium: So all the nerds out there will think I'm cool.
Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women.
Eric: Godric could have been king of Texas had he wanted. He could have been king of any vampire territory anywhere. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. There are none above him in the new world.
Bill: Well if he's so powerful, how could they abduct him?
Eric: Now that is what worries me. If one such as he can be taken by humans, then none of us are safe.
Mimi: I want my own bed, my own bathroom, and I'm even starting to miss my baby brother.