Narrator: With this amulet, you and your descendants are endowed by the goddess Isis with the powers of the animals and the elements. You will soar as the falcon soars, run with the speed of gazelles and command the elements of sky and earth.
Witchiepoo: Stop eating your popcorn and be quiet.
The Log Lady: My log saw something that night.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Ron Wheatcroft: You're hyperventilating, Gary. Put your head between your knees.
Gary Sparrow: What, so I can kiss my arse goodbye?
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
Loca: Well, let's see. You have three options. Either you do it, you do it, or you do it.
Justin: I'm reminded of the phrase "making a deal with the devil."
Tommy Dolan: Aw, come on. I'm not that bad.
Justin: No. You're not.
Sister Josepha Montefiore: "Father, why hast thou forsaken me?" Christ asked the same question.
Richard: Did he get an answer?
Sister Josepha Montefiore: Well, he wasn't a scientist so he knew that... some questions have none.
Alpha 6: Yo yo yo, whatcha talkin' about?
White Knight: Believe it or not, a word in your head.
Alice: What?
Hatter: Don't ask.
Robin of Loxley: Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten.
Rikki Chadwick: Zane Bennett is a pig. I take a chance to get under his skin any time I get one.
80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women.
Charles Finster Sr.: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
Chuck: Some dances you sit out. Others, you change partners. The important thing is, you never stop dancing.