The Legend of Zelda ( 1989 )

Ganon: Obviously... If I want the Triforce of Wisdom, I'm gona have to get it myself! (00:05:50)

Link: That's my kinda girl! Completely crazy!

Zelda: Nice job, hero.
Link: Hey, excuuuuse me, princess. (00:00:40)

Link: Tada! Saved your life again. Kiss me!

Link: You're a girl, Spryte. How do I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?
Spryte: Who cares? She's a snot! You should stick with me.
Link: Spryte, you're only 3 inches high.
Spryte: What, you don't like short girls?

Ganon: Ha, Hyrule. A peaceful kingdom, and a beautiful day. Well that will soon change! Move!

Ganon: Blast. Blast! Blast! BLAST! You idiots! Bungled it again!
Moblin: Sorry, Ganon
Ganon: You'll be sorrier!
[Ganon kills the Moblins with lightning]. (00:05:20)

Amateur Magician: This is my best spell, your highness. It removes the stinkiness from my dirty socks.

Link: Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!

Link: Yuck! Another beautiful day in the magical Kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place. I used to roam the world, fighting monsters and sleeping in mud, a hero's life! Now look at me. Living in the castle, sleeping in a bed. Aren't I sweet? Yuck! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here.
[Link opens window and sees Zelda in a castle tower.]
Link: Oh... Okay so there's one good reason. (00:01:20)

Triforce of Wisdom: Evil is the path you choose. But evil doers always lose.

Ganon: There is a contest of amateur magicians in Hyrule today. I shall enter that contest!
Triforce of Power: But you're no amateur. You're a pro!
Ganon: They won't know that. (00:06:00)

[Link tries to kiss Zelda and she slaps him.]
Link: Ow!
Zelda: Don't you EVER whistle at me again!
[Link rubs his cheek in pain.]
Link: I may never whistle again, period. (00:04:05)

Link: Looking good, princess. Especially from this angle.
Zelda: Oh!
Spryte: I told you, you should have put on a robe.
Zelda: Hmm!
Link: Oops. Guess I offended her royal prissiness. (00:01:50)