J.J. Jeffson: Well, you know what the Lord says: "Go forth and multiply, and fill the earth."
Bill Gillespie: But I don't think he meant for you to do that by yourself.
Bill Gillespie: Yeah, the last time I caught you using my phone in here, the emergency was about some woman who was driving your car dressed in black lace underwear.
Bubba Skinner: I wish there was some things you'd forget Chief.
Bill Gillespie: I'll stay here and round up a posse, in case I feel the need to cut anybody off at the pass.
Virgil Tibbs: You know Bubba had to hit him.
Jamison: Like I always say, Bubba has all the fun around here.
Parker: I got a call from Randy Calhoun.
Bill Gillespie: Tell him we're closed.
Parker: It's about a murder.
Bill Gillespie: Did he commit it?
Parker: I don't think so. I forgot to ask.
Bill Gillespie: Well, that might have been an important question.
