Gomez Addams: Boy, these family wrestling matches sure are enjoyable. Right, Fester?
Uncle Fester: You said it, Gomez! And thanks to Lurch, I'll spend the next week coughing up vital organs.
Uncle Fester: I'm allergic to whipped cream, you got any pencil shavings?
Mrs. Normanmeyer: Ewwww.
Gomez Addams: Race you to the swamp, last one there's a fresh egg.
Uncle Fester: We were just little scamps back then, and Lurch was well into puberty.
Uncle Fester: Hey Granny, did you fall down the stairs?
Granny: Yes.
Uncle Fester: Did you get hurt?
Granny: No.
Uncle Fester: Ah you can't do anything right.
