Laryngitis - S1-E18
Sue Slyvester: See, that's the problem with your generation, you're obsessed with labels. So what if you like show tunes, it doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.
Brittany Pierce: When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.
Kurt Kummel: You busted my window!
Mercedes Jones: Well, you busted my heart.
Sue Sylvester: You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That's hard!
April Rhodes: I'm going on a fistful of horse tranquilizers. I can't feel my lips.
Rachel Berry: We're going to give these kids what they want.
Kurt Hummel: Blood?
Rachel Berry: Better. Sex!
Kurt Hummel: One day, I will own you all!
Laryngitis - S1-E18
Rachel Berry: I am like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
Laryngitis - S1-E18
Noah Puckerman: You've got to admit, I'm easy on the eyes.
Answer: According to IMDb.com, Ian Brennan, one of the "Glee" writers and producers, is listed as the uncredited narrator voice.
Michael Albert