Chuck Bartowski: I've spent the last year of my life being tortured, dangled off skyscrapers, bathed in sewage. Stop me if I've forgotten any glamorous perks of this job. I've continually done everything that you guys have asked me to do. But once my dad gets kidnapped, all you can say is "Sorry?"
Cole Barker: I have to say, Chuck, you are truly the most... special agent I've ever worked with.
John Casey: Heh. Special.
Lester Patel: I mean people, do you have any idea what working with fried food will do to my complexion?
Jeff Barnes: I can't leave the Buy More. I won't survive in the real world. I'm institutionalized.
