See No Evil - S2-E1
Donald Mallard: I once had an uncle who drowned in a vat of alcohol once
Agent McGee: I'm sorry to hear that
Donald Mallard: Well he did reportedly climb out the vat 3 times to go to the bathroom.
Agent Gibbs: How you doing, Kate?
Agent Gibbs: Kate?
Agent Gibbs: How's she doing, DiNozzo?
Agent DiNozzo: She's smiling.
Agent Afloat - S6-E2
Ziva David: This is where you have been for the last month?
Tony DiNozzo: Yeah. It's just like the squad room, only I'm the squad and there's no room.
Gibbs: Tony likes to hide behind the face of a clown. But he's the best young agent I've ever worked with.
Tony DiNizzo: You know, in the two years I've worked for Gibbs, he's never shaken my hand once? Never.
Stan Burley: I was in the office two years before he even looked me in the eye.
Tony DiNizzo: Really?
Stan Burley: Yeah. Three years before he called me by name. Four 'till he got it right. By then, I'd actually gotten used to "Steve." He must really like you.
Security guard: NCIS anything like CSI?
Anthony DiNozzo: Only if you're dyslexic.
Trent: After "Pulp Fiction", guns pointed at me in cars make me very nervous.
Chosen answer: "Policing your brass", means to pick up your expended shell casings, after firing your rifle, or pistol.
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