Tiger Woods: I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.
Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack.
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.
President Black Bush: I didn't want to say this. The motherfucker bought yellow cake. All right! From Africa. He went to Africa and bought some yellow cake.
News Reporter: Are you sure?
President Black Bush: Yes! I'm sure, bitch.
Phaze 2: Yo, go in there and get me a Philly blunt son.
Tron: And a banana Cognac, biotch.
Dave Chappelle: Welcome back to Chappelle Show, I still haven't been canceled yet but I'm workin' on it.
Silky Johnston: Rosie O'Donnel. She wears underwear with dick holes.
Dave Chappelle: Oh, Sally, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed, son! Ha ha h aha! I'm rich, bitch! Ha ha ha.
Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch.
Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.
Rapper: I battle any sex or any race / You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface / I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes / I came up in your face - oops, pow, surprise! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life? Fuck that, son! That's just 'cause I'm on TV. I'd pull my balls out right now... skeet skeet skeet skeet.
Rick James: Charlie murphy! What's happening, partner! darkness, everyone, darkness! HEY everybody, darkness is spreading.
Prosecutor: Are you aware that Robert Blake has been accused of murdering his wife?
Dave Chappelle: Oh yeah. Baretta did that shit.
Silky Johnson: That was Beautiful. On the weekends, Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
Vernon: Thug life! You think this a game, ni**a! Arf! Arf! WU-TANG.
Black Gallagher: Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, and Orange Stars - that leprechauns' on acid.
Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays.
Chad: Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.
Brenda Johnson: I don't like people playin' on my phone.
Prince: Game... blouses.
