Robbie Rotten: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Trixie: Nuh uh.
Robbie Rotten: Would you like to?
Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!
Richard Fish: Everybody's alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship.
A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1
Fenneko: Your chill game is something to behold.
Mugen: When you point a sword at someone either you kill them or they kill you, there ain't no inbetween. So quit talkin' like a fuckin' pussy. Anyone who can't handle that should just shut THE fuck UP and GET over IT.
The Ant, an Introduction - S1-E6
Figgis: Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties...I'm sorry...Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-eine-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut -gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
Clare Edwards: What are you doing here?
Eli Goldsworthy: Hi Eli, how are you? Fine Clare thanks for asking.
Clare Edwards: Hi.
Tiger Woods: I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Jemaine: You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute.
Tim Meadows: Did he say anything about people getting hurt?
Lorne Michaels: He said something after the ratings thing, but I really wasn't listening.
Moreno: Did you sleep with her?
Eddie Torres: I don't think you would call what we did sleeping.
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Muppet Show.
Bradley Buzzcut: Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you.
Dr. Rockso: My video was banned from music television, cause you could see my junk... through my jumpsuit.
Jude Harrison: Meatless meatloaf?.. Isn't that just loaf?
Danny: I guess every family has to have a black sheep. I always thought ours was Keith.