Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?
Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy.
Nani: I just put new batteries in this clock. How is it slow?
Lilo: Stitch set it to Planet Turo time. They're 438 hours behind.
Woman: Is the hotel melting?
Man: They'd better give us a discount.
Wendy Pleakley: I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store.
Lilo: I don't think that last one's a holiday.
Wendy Pleakley: If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is.
Nani: I promise to never let work keep me away from you again.
Lilo: Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again.
Lilo: Jumba, are you okay?
Jumba: I am okay! I landed on my patooki.
Pleakley: So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.
Pleakley: We can't let her go alone! Hamsterviel is dangerous! And we're baby-sitting.
Jumba: You have a point. Big sister's wrath is more dangerous than Hamsterviel.
Nosy: Ratface.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Hamsterjerk.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Kiesterviel.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: You want I should repeat them?
Lilo: Do you think that rocked?
Keoni Jameson: Do you think it rocked?
Lilo: Umm... Yeah?
Keoni Jameson: Then I think it rocked.
Lilo: Are you okay?
Keoni Jameson: Do you want me to be okay?
Lilo: Umm... Yeah?
Keoni Jameson: Then I'm okay.
Lilo: You're sure not acting okay.
Pleakley: This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies.
Jumba: Being with ugly wife already plenty painful.
Lilo: I wish someone smarter than me was playing.
Pleakley: Don't you worry. I stood up all night studying the difference between Argyle and Gargoyle.
Lilo: We're doomed.
Pleakley: I think Lilo has learned the importance of being clean. But not too clean! Not overly obsessively clean like some people.
Nani: What are you, an after school special?
Lilo: I hope our new planet will have this many stars. And a beach with rockin' waves. And fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches.
Jumba: Good news, Pleakley, you're not sick.
Pleakley: Thank goodness.
Jumba: You just have a genetic experiment inside you that we need to get out.
Pleakley: Un-thank goodness.
Jumba: Ha! The bigger they are, the more their landing.
Pleakley: Or, something very close to that.
Mertle Edmonds: How could she win? She's so weird, and I'm so normal.
625: I think I've figured out your problem.
Gantu: Really? What is it?
625: Simple. You're a pathetic loser.
Jumba: Once he even sold my wife for 10 Kweltikwans.
Lilo: That is evil.
Jumba: Yes, but it was smart. She was only worth 5.
Pleakley: I am now going to make the lighthouse disappear... How you ask? I have absolutely no idea.
