PC Cass Rickman: Smithy thinks the lotus position is having sex in a flash car.
Insp. Gina Gold: What is it with these kids? Why do they have to give themselves such ridiculous names?
PC Sally Armstrong: Its a youth culture thing.
Insp. Gina Gold: It was a rhetorical question thank you PC Armstrong! I may be the wrong side of fifty but I am still alive.
DCC Gordon Cooper: So, who should we expect a visit from?
Supt. Tom Chandler: DC Mickey Webb, small bloke, yaps like a dog.